I just saw a commercial for Frontline Flea and Tick Killer.
Apparently inside the little squeezy bottle there are warriors bred for battle with fleas and ticks. These warriors are green liquid ninjas running through the hair of a dog or cat, killing all the fleas and ticks they encounter.
But then the commercial mentions their green liquid ninjas kill the complete life cycle of these insects.
At this point we are witness to the indiscriminate slaughter of nest after nest of flea and tick eggs.
Do I really need to know this product has introduced genocidal green liquid ninjas onto the skin of my pet?
I thought we vilified Anakin Skywalker for doing that type of shit.
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